URBANE

Usufruct of the living
Pickwickan ken
Odious Kowtow
Is rage in grief

Moving to a new house
Big big change without a spouse

Shouldn’t come as earth shattering news
Given I’ve had enough time to muse

Pick the colours choose the scheme
Brick layers always charge per diem

Electrical outlets, phone connections
Mind boggling selections

A new home; a new start
No one better than me to play the part

RETURN TO SENDER
The Package was posted and stamped
Alas it was never picked up

My illusions were permanently damped
I definitely felt like draining the cup

Even though I paid the fare
And I certainly knew it was a toss

I have to asume she just doesnt care
There are some lines you just shouldnt cross!

Towering Satelite Towers

Speaking about truths

risible \RIH-zuh-bull\ adjective
1 a : capable of laughing b : disposed to laugh

winsome \WIN-sum\ adjective
1 : generally pleasing and engaging often because of a childlike charm and innocence
2 : cheerful, lighthearted

debonair \"de-b&-'nar, -'ner\ adjective
Etymology: Middle English debonere, from Old French debonaire, from de bon aire of good family or nature
1 archaic : GENTLE, COURTEOUS

Fany is winsome debonair:
Risible to the tip of her hair.
Always giving, always frank,
Makes deposits to your Karma bank.

Her presence fills space with joy;
Very sweet and seldom coy.
Perma-smile, never frown,
She is the happiest Jew in town.

Needless to say she is quite the cook:
From chiles rellenos to grilled Chinook,
Chops, sautés, fries and blends:
I'm sure we will always remain friends!

One sometimes wonders what parenthood really entails; does it have to do with paying for diapers or designer footwear that will never really touch the floor and will be grown out of in a few months? Could it be the undescibable feeling that new parents report to have at the first meeting with their newborn children?
P. T. A. meetings, school plays, broken windows, thier first best friend, their first visit to the police station to the museum of art and to an internet porn site? All this turmoil and undoubted activity in the name of propagating the species; A species that, by the way, runs little risk of extinction, especially compared to all others on the planet (with the obvious example that is cockroaches.)
You may ask yourself why is Astro writing all this? What is his point? Are we going to attain a higher degree of enlightenment by the end of this post? Well dear reader, if you really have to ask those questions then it would really take too long for me to explain, and it would be better invested finding myself a future mother for my children.
Furthermore; CUÑÄAA CUÑAAA